Crazy Noises: Treehouse of Horror X
“Bart, just let me drop and save yourself!” – Clobber Girl “What do you think I’ve been trying to do?” – Stretch Dude For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending...
View ArticleReading Digest: Goodbye 2012 Edition
“Man alive, what a stink-o thousand years: blimp wrecks, teenagers . . . then again we had two teevee shows with Andy Griffith!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson For the second week in a row there’s just not...
View ArticleCompare & Contrast: Comic Book Guy As Villain
“Tonight’s episode: Enter . . . The Collector.” – TV Announcer There are basically no characters on the show who haven’t undergone a serious dumbing down in the Zombie Simpsons era (Gil, maybe?)....
View ArticleBehind Us Forever: Mathlete’s Feat
“Oh, my God! Lisa! She’s been crushed, and so have the hopes of our mathletics team.” – Principal Skinner Sorry (again) for the non-existant blogging around here, still been busy. There probably...
View ArticleCrazy Noises: Treehouse of Horror X
“Bart, just let me drop and save yourself!” – Clobber Girl “What do you think I’ve been trying to do?” – Stretch Dude For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending...
View ArticleReading Digest: Goodbye 2012 Edition
“Man alive, what a stink-o thousand years: blimp wrecks, teenagers . . . then again we had two teevee shows with Andy Griffith!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson For the second week in a row there’s just not...
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“But I’m sure that once girls get to know the real you, you’ll get plenty of dates. Next question.” – Lucy Lawless
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“What I’d like to say is: we’re still looking for the real killers. Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife.” – Homer Simpson “Stop winking!” – Marge Simpson Happy...
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“Alright, Collector, stick this in your tweezers: I’m not Xena! I’m an actress, you lunatic!” – Lucy Lawless “Oh, please, I’m not insane. I simply wish to take you back to my lair and make you my...
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